Social Diversity Pillows

Disparate housewives.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

That party went well.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Most valuable element.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Summertime.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'