Gender Diversity Pillows

"We welcome our first female employee - to make you feel more comfortable, we put some feminine hygiene products by the water cooler for you!"

Gender Diversity at the Olympics

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"We've made great progress!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Men explained.

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

'Where were the wise women?'