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Disparate housewives.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Government a la Carte

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

That party went well.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Most valuable element.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Summertime.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'