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"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!

"So. . . who'd like to have a go at defining Britishness?"

'How can people say that we aren't a diverse group, we might LOOK the same but I happen to know for instance that Gerald wears a basque under his suit,'

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Yellow snow is also snow.

'We expanded the name to satisfy all interest groups.'

"Gee, I'm not so sure about that one."

"We want a woman to join the board and we all agree you're our an, Ms Adams."

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

'You don't really fit in around here, Peggy!'

"Let's pay special attention to today's corporate training topic: 'Diversity in the Workplace'."

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

"For this meeting we just need your gender and skin color. Please leave your age, religion, occupation, and community ties on the hooks by the door."

"I can't put my finger on it, but something makes me think he'll fit in really well."

"Black and a girl? You are freaking kidding me!"

Checked zebra

"I finally have a team that thinks like me."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Happy Whatever

'We don't discriminate at this company... Rest assured, your racial impurity will have absolutely no influence on our hiring decision.'

"Lack of diversity is definitely an issue."

"You're more than qualified but unfortunately we already have a black woman working here."

Diversity-Challenged

Happy Pride Month!

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

USA MInorities

"You'll fit in just fine."

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"