Social Distance Stickler Pillows

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Social Distancing Club

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

The Insiders

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

The New Normal

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"You're not distancing."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Elbow Sex

"Still too close."

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

You are here - They are there

Socially Distancing Clowns

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Working from home.