"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."
Social Distance Stickler Gifts
Looking for a gift for the social distance stickler? Find clever, funny, and heartfelt items that acknowledge their dedication to personal space. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who champion social distancing in style. Show your appreciation for their careful approach with unique gifts that blend wit and sincerity, making their space-preserving habits a delightful part of daily life.
Social Distancing Club
Distance to avoid contagion
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
'Modern romance'
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
The Insiders
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
The New Normal
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
"You're not distancing."
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
Elbow Sex
"Still too close."
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
You are here - They are there
Socially Distancing Clowns
Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."
"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"
Working from home.
Social Distance Stickler Gifts Collection
Social Distance Stickler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously champion social distancing, perfect for everyday sips and keeping boundaries playful.
Social Distance Stickler Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with fun designs that emphasize the importance of maintaining safe distances in a lighthearted way.
Social Distance Stickler Prints
View our collection of prints that humorously and thoughtfully highlight the spirit of social distancing, perfect for home or office decoration.
Social Distance Stickler T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts that celebrate social distancing—ideal for making a stylish statement while respecting personal space.