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"I'm having a coming out party. Wanna come?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'A cheeky red?'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

My Dream Valentine

"Whine and cheezed party."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Sipsies?"

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'Are you a good mixer?'

Men's Parallel Bars

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

Wine and Books Bar.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."