Attending A New Social Event T-Shirts

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

Sloaney Pony.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

AA Meeting Here Today

The devil you know and his plus one

See you at the farmers market!

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

All dressed up and no place to go

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Church Basement Foodie

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Children's Party

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'I'll take it!'

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I read 'Art News.'"