Social Constructs Gifts

"What can I say - it turs out wheels were a social construct all along."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Building Sandcastles.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'