Social Commentary Appreciator Mugs

'Bird legs! Bird legs!'

Tramp Throwing Out Rubbish

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

The missing link !

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Blind and a Pig (I'm Told).

Living in the moment. Please help.

Four mouths to feed...

'I took a wrong turn on the Information Super Highway.'

Annual People-with-no-ethnic-ties parade'

'I'm sorry you find the insurance too expensive,madam,but I doubt they have lifebelts your size!'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

Emergency Room Jerk

"He's a rescue."

Trumperor

"Say… aren't you with 'jumbo grade 'AA', or is it 'large, brown and fertile'?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Oh Hi!'

"Steamed vegetables."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."