Social Commentaries Appreciator Mugs

Americans Don't Care About Foreigners Yet They Care About Us

A courtesy car having an off day.

"Well there's a relief, I'll not have to worry about choosing an annuity!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Final words on gravestones.

Alms Bank

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

The Man of Taste.

The nurse of the future

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

Effective Catcalls

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"I just love your use of lying"

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

"That's the parents' section."

Hosni Mubarak blinks

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Mary McCarthy.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.