Social Circle Mugs

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"We met through a contact tracing app."

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."