Social Bee Pillows

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

Tavern: Diluting The Reality of Your Meaningless Existence Since 1967!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Go team!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Social distancing

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'