Social Bee Prints

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Social distancing

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Go team!

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?