Busy Bee Pillows

'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to work late tonight, I want you to attend this talk on work-life balance.'

"How long have you been multitasking?"

'Last week many of us had a tight schedule so our meeting was rushed and very short. Miss Jones, please read us the seconds of our last meeting.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'I'm late for my 3:30. Quickly - what's the meaning of life?'

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

NOT NOW

'What do you do with the baby while you're working, Doctor?'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

A Worker Bee's Home Life

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."

"Now that I have it all, I'd like to scale it back a bit."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

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Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Hello mom. How are you? I'm very busy at work. This just a courtesy call.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'