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'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to work late tonight, I want you to attend this talk on work-life balance.'

"How long have you been multitasking?"

'Last week many of us had a tight schedule so our meeting was rushed and very short. Miss Jones, please read us the seconds of our last meeting.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'I'm late for my 3:30. Quickly - what's the meaning of life?'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

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"Oh, great! It's my birthday, and he's giving me MORE work!"

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

NOT NOW

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'What do you do with the baby while you're working, Doctor?'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

A Worker Bee's Home Life

"While we've got the chance, Dad, we'd like to thank you for these little glimpses of you we've had through the years!"

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Look, I've got a really BUSY day planned. I just don't have time for a complete shakedown of my belief system!'

'Quit bothering me at work.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Well, looks like your life is just like mine: Work, work, work...'

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'My life is finely balanced between my work and my work.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Now that I have it all, I'd like to scale it back a bit."