Soccer Dramatist T-Shirts

"I felt a touch!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

John Masefield.

The Modern Godot

James Barrie.

Eugene Ionesco

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

To Be/Not To Be

Euripides

Ref shows footballer green card.

Eugene O'Neill.

Robert Browning.

Ben Jonson

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.