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Acting in Progress

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

University Soapflakes

The trauma of losing.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Falstaff

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Mohamed Salah

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Knickerless Cage.

Scarpia's Palace

Two Rages Passing in the Night