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Acting in Progress

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Falstaff

Theatre Crowd

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace