Soccer Drama Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

Football

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Men can show their emotions!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Teenage Angst.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Football player taking the ball home.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football/Soccer bubbles

A scarecrow goalie