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'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Wotan with eye patch

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

The chosen few

Soap Opera

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Soap Opera

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Whenever the Robinsons were out, Lou and Emily would catch up on their favourite soap.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Love Boat"

Russian Soap Opera

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'My marriage started out as a sitcom, developed into a soap opera, and then was cancelled.'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

"Cut the drama, Baldo...and have a great summer."

'Lorna?! Jack?! So how long has THIS been going on?'

'Ernie, I'm just going to flick over and catch the last ten minutes of Coronation Street.'

'Let's sue the writers of 'General Hospital.' I had the same symptoms someone had on the soap, but I wasn't cured when I had brain surgery.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"