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'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Fish or Cut Bait

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

007's Dating Mishaps

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

Wotan with eye patch

Soap Opera

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

The chosen few

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Soap Opera

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Casualty

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Russian Soap Opera

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

Whenever the Robinsons were out, Lou and Emily would catch up on their favourite soap.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Love Boat"

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'My marriage started out as a sitcom, developed into a soap opera, and then was cancelled.'

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

'Let's sue the writers of 'General Hospital.' I had the same symptoms someone had on the soap, but I wasn't cured when I had brain surgery.'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'Lorna?! Jack?! So how long has THIS been going on?'