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Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Wotan with eye patch

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

Sauron's Sore Eye

Weapons of Mass Comparison

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

In the old room

Pamina cries over Tamino

'Go, Meacham!'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

Alberich wears the Tarnhelm

"Get the pliers yourself."

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

Alberich jumps in the Rhine