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'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

The chosen few

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Sauron's Sore Eye

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

Crater Lake

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

Giant woman.

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

'This model will really take a pounding.'

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

'You weight 287 pounds and you will probably eat this card.'

Model Village