Snowy Support Seeker T-Shirts

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Bigfoot tracks...

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"And this is my life support system."

Skier.

Freezing

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Ice skating

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

Skiing

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Sledding

Leaning on a friend

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"I've never skied paper before."