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"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Baby it's cold outside.

Sick person curled up at home

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

The new fall content.

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Ice Fishing

"You're closer. You get it."

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Skier.

'Obese brother'.

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

Sleepy head.