Snowman Specialist Gifts

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowyphus

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Shaved Ice

At the "Ice-C-U".

The Frankenstein snowman.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Snow Crime

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'