Snowfall Humorist Prints

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

The rocket powered skiier

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman Driver

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Snowman Liposuction.

"It needs a bit of work."

Nooooo! Fall.

Can't a guy have a hobby?

'At least it's not snow!'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"