Snowfall Humorist Mugs

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

The rocket powered skiier

Rude Snowpeople

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

"It needs a bit of work."

'At least it's not snow!'

"A brand new credit card and not an ATM in sight!:

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Snowman's Funeral.