Snowbird Dreams T-Shirts

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Good News about winter

Ice skater

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"First snowman?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Socially distanced sledding

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Cold Beers and Skiers

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

The Thinker

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

Snowman

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"According to my weather app, we only have to wait here for another 6 weeks for snow."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"