Snow Sled Aficionados Pillows

"It's so much easier dragging the kids to church in the winter."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Festive squad

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Back to the Holidays

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Staying Warm.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Phone Mittens

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Evolved to Ski.

Boxing Snowmen.

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Turtle Sledge