"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."
Snow Sage T-Shirts
Express their creative soul with t-shirts that speak to the snow sage in style. Fun, artistic, and inspiring—these shirts turn everyday wear into a statement of creativity.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'
"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"
One way only.
'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'
'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
Melissa's Mark Prediction Service
"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'
Saguaro Cacti.
'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'
'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'
The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!
Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute
The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend
"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."
"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."
Another Truism Bites the Dust.
The Return of Guarded Optimism
"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.
A fortune cookie for investors.
"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"
The Stock Market and Personal Income.
China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'
"I hope it's not contagious."
Snow Sage T-Shirts Collection
Snow Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your snow sage’s creative spirit—perfect for sparking inspiration with every sip.
Snow Sage Pillows
Find cozy pillows designed for your snow sage—adding a touch of artistic charm and comfort to any space.
Snow Sage Prints
Bring their creative space to life with vibrant prints that capture the magic of winter and the spirit of your snow sage.