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Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Skiing.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Jack and the Snowman.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Knitting is Knirvana.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

Skating.

Global Warming is a snow job!

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.