Snow Puppy Gifts

Melting snowman intravenous ice.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Snowprov

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Giant Snowflake.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Skiing

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Rude Snowpeople

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Whose the new guy?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Penguin Remote

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.