Snow Leopard Admirer Gifts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

The Fourth Little Pig

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I love this time of day."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Yo ho ho!

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Squirrel on the beach

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."