Snow Drift Seeker Pillows

'Attention down below. I present to you a gorgeous photo-op.'

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Climate change

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Ski kicker.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Freezing

Skier.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Little Boy Missing Christmas

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ice skating

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Quartet in the snow.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'First time skiing?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Skis with stabilisers.

Mr. Pickwick slides

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"

The Winter Chimney Cleaner