Snow Drift Seeker Pillows

'Attention down below. I present to you a gorgeous photo-op.'

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

Climate change

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Ski kicker.

Freezing

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Skier.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Ice skating

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Still snow!"

Quartet in the snow.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'First time skiing?'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Skis with stabilisers.

Skating.

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"