Snow Chef Pillows

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Rude Snowpeople

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Solar Range.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Global Forecasting Institute.

Bart is quite at home on the range.