Snow Angel Enthusiast Gifts

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

The Blue Snow Angels.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant Snowflake.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Skiing

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Socially distanced sledding

"I love this time of year."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms