Snow Angel Enthusiast Pillows

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

The Blue Snow Angels.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Giant Snowflake.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Socially distanced sledding

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'