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'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'

"That's a beautiful snow angel, honey. But may I make a suggestion?"

'He has a way of making any bonus look obscene.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Socially distanced sledding

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Angels making snow humans

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

The Devil making snow angels.

"I opted for the upgrades."