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'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'

"That's a beautiful snow angel, honey. But may I make a suggestion?"

'He has a way of making any bonus look obscene.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Socially distanced sledding

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Mexican angels.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Angels making snow humans

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."