Snoring Survivor Pillows

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'Turn over, Zorro!'

'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. You have sleep apnea and your snoring kept me up all of last winter.'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"You were snoring."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Zzzzzzzzz...

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

'Gesundheit.'