Snoozing T-Shirts

Alarm Clock.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

In Disguise.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"You're closer. You get it."

'He's started jogging to work.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'