Snooze Button Smasher Pillows

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Eventual Motion Machine

'Gravity wins - again.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Half asleep.

"Stu's not a morning person."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Workboy"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Sale.

Whack Your Alarm Clock

"How's your blogging going?"

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"

"No point going to sleep now."

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.