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'Debates are great, but what really makes or breaks a candidate is an appearance on 'Saturday Night Live''.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

The devil you know and his plus one

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

Monster Baseball

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'