Sniffle Survivor T-Shirts

The sound of mucus.

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Pollution.

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Environmental danger.

Air Bill

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Canadian wildfires

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

Factory Smoke

'My elbow has a cold!'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

The Store That's All Closed-Up

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

Cold

Sorry! No water.