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Cold

Skiing.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snow flake

'The kids were so sweet...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Jack and the Snowman.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Frigid Cold

Bus Stop

Trading Places.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"Still snowing upstate?"

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Winter is an Adventure.

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.