Sneaky Student T-Shirts

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Cookie Thief

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Undercover Agent

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"You said you wanted me to show you a better school report..."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Don't lie to me

Power theft on mobile phones

Your husband will kill you!

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'