Sneaky Schedule Sleuth Pillows

"Don't tell me the doctor isn't available - I just hacked into his itinerary and I know that he has free time right now!"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Time Clock

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Solar Storm Expected!

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Functional calendars

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Power theft on mobile phones

'Has he been watching an awful lot of TV?'

A Over Crowded Office.

'I posted your schedule.'

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

Time Management.

"How are those?"

"Eastern or Central Standard time?"

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

I want to develop a routine. It'll make me more interesting. How so? A person who regularly does the same things at the same time is boring. Either that, or he's establishing an alibi to cover for nefarious deeds he's controlling from a distance using apps on a disposable smart phone. I bet you're wondering what my other hand's doing under this table right now. Never say that sentence again in life.

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

Checking the closet.

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"I'm sorry for doubting you're sick. I guess I can shop by myself."

'Can I trade you the 3pm to 4pm shift playing with the kids for the 6pm greeting of Master?'