Sneaky Schedule Sleuth Pillows

"Don't tell me the doctor isn't available - I just hacked into his itinerary and I know that he has free time right now!"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Time Clock

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Solar Storm Expected!

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Functional calendars

Power theft on mobile phones

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'Has he been watching an awful lot of TV?'

A Over Crowded Office.

'I posted your schedule.'

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"Eastern or Central Standard time?"

"How are those?"

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

Time Management.

"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Checking the closet.

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

'Can I trade you the 3pm to 4pm shift playing with the kids for the 6pm greeting of Master?'

Spying on the football

'New glasses?'