Sneaky Genius Pillows

Jimmy couldn't run but he could hide.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'It's the simple things.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Furtive Milking

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"No. I can still see you."

Undercover Agent

Street trader tricking police.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'