Sneaky Food Strategist Pillows

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

Chez Nous Menu

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Little league world series of poker.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

In Disguise.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

Furtive Milking

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'