Sneaky Dealmakers Gifts

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

In Disguise.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

'That's the way I remember him...always cooking up a deal.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."