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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Life is for the birds.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"They're comfortable."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Trappist Monk Discord

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"She wishes to range free!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Stairlift around cliff face.

Unemotional Support Animal

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "